Funny Accountants Jokes:
What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What is the definition of "accountant"?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
What's an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour.
What does an accountant use for birth control?
What's the difference between the male sperm and an accountant?
The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.
You Might Be An Accountant If
you refer to your child as Deduction 214.
you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".
you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
while watching the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
getting to sleep is an exciting event that you look forward to all day long.
your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "======".