Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.