Senator Hillary Clinton had an embarrassing slip of the tongue the other day.
After saying she had no intention of running for President, she said 'I'm having
a great time being the Pres, I mean Senator from New York.' Later when she was
asked about President Bill Clinton, she said, 'You know I've been married to
that son of, I mean that wonderful man.'" —Jay Leno
"Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore
haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not only that,
Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven't spoken since Richard Nixon's
inauguration." —Conan O'Brien
"It was reported today that a week ago Hillary Clinton officiated at the
wedding of one of her long-time aides. There was one awkward moment. When they
got to the point where they asked if anyone had a reason to object, Hillary got
out her wedding album." —Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has
the most expensive hometown office rent — over $500,000 a year. She's in a
one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a
month-to-month." —Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a
promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on
the couch." —Late, Late Show host Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.
When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one
with only seven commandments." —David Letterman
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she
allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." —Jay Leno
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