Q: What detergent do Tsunami victims use to wash their clothes?
Q: How do Tsunami victims clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
Q: What's worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!
Q: What did the tsunami say to Japan?
A: Nothing, it just waved
Q: Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?
A: Swim Fast
Q: What is the main sport in Indonesia?
A: BODY SURFING
Q: Following the Tsunami why are fish getting revenge?
A: They are now eating raw Japanese people!
Q: How do you find a prostitute in Sri Lanka?
A: They're in the fish net.
Q: How do people in the Pacific Rim say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
Q: Why does a Tsunami give sharks diarrhea?
A: They end up eating Asian food all week!
Q: What is a Tsunami's favorite song?
A: The Flood!
Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by a whale.
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Tsunami Victims
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a tsunami?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
I telephoned my Grandson in Indonesia this morning to wish him a happy birthday.
But, I couldn't make much sense of what he was saying cause there was a lot of background noise, probably from the party.
They all kept shouting, "Big rave!! Big rave!!"
The earthquake is now causing trouble for Japans banking industry.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karoake bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped