Dust Storm Jokes
What's a sandstorms favorite song?
Another one bites the dust!
What is a dust devils favorite color?
Blew.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in a dust storm?
Use a news anchor.
What day of the week has to most powerful dust storms?
Windsday.
What is a dust storms favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
What did the Gobi desert tell China?
I've got something that will blow you away.
What type of humor does a dust storm have?
A very dry sense of humor.
Why did the dust devil take a break?
It was out of wind.
How do you stop a sandstorm?
With a dust buster.
What football game is played in the middle of a sandstorm?
The Dust Bowl.
Confucius says,"Man who piss in wind, wind piss back."
Three Drunks
Three drunkards are standing on top of the Burj Khalifa.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these dust storms. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"
The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"
The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"