Why did the principal fire the cross-eyed teacher?
Because she couldn't control her pupils?
What happened when the principal tied everyones laces together?
They went on a class trip.
Principal: How can we keep the school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
What did the picture in the principals office say?
I was framed.
What's the difference between a Kia and the principal's office?
It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Why did the principal marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!
What is the difference between a principal and a train?
The principal says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Who is a teachers best friend at school?
What did the cheerleader say when the principal gave her detention?
Bring It On.
One day there was a kid who was asked to recite the first four letters of the alphabet by his teacher.
So he went home and asked his brother the first letter. He said "SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!"
Then he asked his Mom the second letter. She said "Yes!"
Then he asked his Dad the third letter. He said "Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!"
Then he asked his cousin the fourth and final letter. "In a big fat car! In a big fat car! In a big fat car!
So he went to school. The teacher asked him, "Tell me the first four letters in the alphabet."
So he said "SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!" " Young man, do I need to take you to the principal? "Yes!"
So he went to the principal. The principal said. "Who do you think you are?!" "Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!"
"And, how are you getting away with this?!" "In a big fat car! In a big fat car!"
Do You Know Who I am?
Boy: Our principal is so stupid!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Girl: I'm the principals daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good. (walks away)
Walls of Jericho
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during
Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny
replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him.
The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole
The principal replies that he knows little Johnny as well as his
whole family very well and can vouch for them, if little Johnny
said that he did not do it, he as principal is satisfied that it is
Even more appalled the inspector goes to the regional Head of
Education and relates the whole story.
After listening he replies: "I cannot see why you are making
such a big issue out of this; we will get three quotations and fix
the damned wall."