McDonald's Monopoly Jokes

Odds For Game!!
$5 million grand prize: "Odds of winning are approximately 1 in 41,497,391,309."
Trip for two to Vegas: 1 in 114,621,250
Sony Home theater and Flat Panel HDTV: about 1 in 91,697,000
Dodge Viper about 1 in 17.8 billion
By comparison
Win Powerball Lottery is 1 in 146,107,962

Q: How does a Redneck play McDonald's Monopoly?
A: McDonald's employees aren't eligible!!!!

Q: What's better than playing McDonald's Monopoly?
A: Not gaining 10 pounds of trans-fat!

Q: What do you call an orphan with Boardwalk and Park Place?
A: Adopted!!!

Q: Why did McDonald's pick the game Monopoly?
A: It's fun to play, but at the end everyone's bankrupt!

Q: What do you get when you cross a popular board game with fast food?
A: Obesity!!

Q: How do you give a girl with anorexia, "love handles"?
A: Mcdonald's Monopoly!!

Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!!