Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A high-pot-in-use
Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
Q: What does Geometry and my dick have in common?
A: They're both hard for you.
Q: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?
Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
Q: What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
A: A plane cheeseburger.
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?
A: rock and roll!
Q: What do you call a protractor holding a fishing rod?
A: An Angler!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
Q. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?
A. A line.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
Q: What did the square say to the circle?
A: Haven't I seen you around?
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
Q: What did the acorn say when he grew up?
A: Gee, I'm A Tree!
Q: Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?
A: He never gave homework asSINments.
Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!
Q: What do you call an angle which is adorable?
A: acute angle
Q: What's a mathematician's favourite movie?
A: The Trig Identity.
Q: What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
Q: What did the mum triangle say to the baby triangle?
A: Stop being ILLUMInaughty!
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
Q: What did the triangle say to the ball?
A: You're pointless.
Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
A: At a yard sale.
Q: What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?
A: They are both coplaners
Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
Q: What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
A: Nice Legs
Q: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Q: Why did the right triangle divide it's adjacent side and it's hypotenuse?
A: Just Cos!
Q: Why did the inches obey the yardstick?
A: He was their ruler!
Q: What do you call a potato with right angles?
A: A square root.
Q: What do you call more than one L?
A: A Parallel
Q: What do you call people who like tractors?
Q: Why was the corner hot?
A: Because it was 90 degrees Fahrenheit!
Q: What should you do when it rains?
Q: Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?
A: They were finding their scale.
Q: Why won't the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner? A: They are too eccentric.
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other.
Q: Why is a geometry book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why was the scalene triangle sad?
A: He would never be right.
Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle.
Q: What shape has all its angles wrecked?
A: A wrecked-angle.
Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't cosine
Q: What did the acorn say when it grew up?
A: ge om a tree!
Q: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?
A: Coney Island.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?
A: It couldn't get past the boundary line.
Q: What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?
A: A linear programmer.
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi