Hotel Translations Jokes
Old world charm (No bath)
Tropical ( Rainy)
Majestic setting (A long way from town)
Options galore ( Nothing is included in the itinerary)
Secluded hideaway (Impossible to find or get to)
Pre-registered rooms (Already occupied)
Knowledgeable trip hosts ( They've flown in an airplane before)
No extra fees (No extras)
Nominal fee (Outrageous charge)
Standard (Sub-standard)
Deluxe (Standard)
Superior (One free shower cap)
Cozy (Small)
All the amenities (Two free shower caps)
Plush (Top and bottom sheets)
Gentle breezes .................................. Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy ..................................... No air conditioning
Picturesque ....................................... Theme park nearby
Open bar ........................................... Free ice cubes
Concierge ....................................... Stand with tourist brochures
Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin
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