Q: What water yields award winning Zucchini?
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant Zucchini?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the Zucchini go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What kind of vegetable are sold at the zoo?
Q: What is the difference between Zucchini and snot?
A: Children will eat their snot!
Nothing with zucchini in it tastes good.
Me: I bread (beg) to differ.
One day two zucchinis, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured zucchini called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured zucchini was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured zucchini, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any zucchini? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of zucchini, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the zucchini is.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of zucchini, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the zucchini, I need some zucchini right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your zucchini from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuc, as in zucchini. "
She replies "There is no Fuck in zucchini?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a zucchini in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 zucchinis and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 zucchinis."