Waffle Jokes
Did you hear about the angry waffle iron?
He just flipped.
What did the waffle say to the waffle iron?
Catch you on the flip side.
How do you make a waffle smile?
Butter him up.
What did Aunt Jemima say to Hungry Jack?
I love you a waffle lot.
What's the best waffle topping?
More waffles.
Where do waffles go on vacation?
Sandy Eggo.
How did the blind woman burn her hands?
She was trying to read a waffle iron.
When the little boy was making waffles why did the batter run away?
Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the Waffle House waitress they found murdered behind the restaurant dumpster?
She was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping waffles across her forehead.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waffle!
Waffle who?
Stop waffling around and open the door!
Math Mistake
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 waffles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 waffles."