Did you hear about the angry waffle iron? He just flipped.
What did the waffle say to the waffle iron?
Catch you on the flip side.
How do you make a waffle smile?
Butter him up.
What did Aunt Jemima say to Hungry Jack?
I love you a waffle lot.
What's the best waffle topping?
Where do waffles go on vacation?
How did the blind woman burn her hands?
She was trying to read a waffle iron.
When the little boy was making waffles why did the batter run away?
Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the Waffle House waitress they found murdered behind the restaurant dumpster?
She was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping waffles across her forehead.
Stop waffling around and open the door!
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 waffles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 waffles."