Taco Jokes
What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?
Taco about a good time.
What's better than a talking burrito?
Adele taco.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
Why doesn't Taco Bell have a playground?
Because its hard to have fun when you might shit in your pants.
Where are the best tacos served?
In the Gulp of Mexico!
Why can't you trust tacos?
They tend to spill the beans.
Why is your mom like a taco?
Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
How many Mexicans does it take to eat the worlds largest taco?
Just Juan.
Why did the man climb onto the roof of taco truck?
Because the manager said the fish taco is on the house.
There was a taco and some nachos.
The nacho was sad so the taco said wanna taco about it and the nachos said nacho business.
Save a bun, eat a taco.
"I hate tacos" said no Juan ever.
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it. And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.