What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone without dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
How do you kill a salad?
You go for the carrot-id artery.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing?
Lettuce all smile.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad!
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks?
The Salad Bar!
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad?
Have a heart.
Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Salad? That's what my food eats!
Any salad can be a caesar salad if you stab it enough.
Making A Salad
There was this couple who took their son on a camping trip and in the room they were staying in, there was only one bunk bed. So the couple decided to lay on the top bunk and when they were about to have sex they made up code words for faster and slower. Faster was lettuce and slower was tomato. When the son asked what they were doing, they told him they were making a salad. The little boy then replied "Well could u be more careful because your spillin salad dressing on my face"