Pudding Jokes

If Jake has 30 chocolate pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!

What kind of music does pudding like?
Pop music.

What do you call the leading snack of Mother Russia?
Vladimir Pudding.

What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
Dice pudding.

Why did the girl serve chocolate jello?
She was pudding her best foot forward.

That was so funny I made pudding in my pants.

My mom won't give me a snack pack unless I finish dinner.
She's pudding me through hell.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

There are two types of people in this world: People who love pudding shots and liars.

Math Mistake
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 pudding cups and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 pudding cups."

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