If Jake has 30 chocolate pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of music does pudding like?
What do you call the leading snack of Mother Russia?
What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
Why did the girl serve chocolate jello?
She was pudding her best foot forward.
That was so funny I made pudding in my pants.
My mom won't give me a snack pack unless I finish dinner.
She's pudding me through hell.
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love pudding shots and liars.
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 pudding cups and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 pudding cups."