Ice Cream Jokes - Frozen Yogurt Jokes

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Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Ice Cream

Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream?
A: You get Breyer's remorse!

Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A: In floats!

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a'la mode.

Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk?
A: It's an udderly bad idea!

Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Flavors
The young man entered the Ice Cream Shop at the amusement park and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

Sesame Street

Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street.

Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?"

Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."

I Want Chocolate Ice Cream
A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."

The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."

"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."

"You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"

The man spells, "V A N."

"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screams.

Ice Cream Pick Up Lines
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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