Hummus Jokes


Did you hear about the Vegetarian that died during dinner?
Police are calling it a hummus side.

What do you call hummus thats gone bad?
Posthummus.

Who's the newest member on the evolutionary tree?
Hummusapien.

What do you call a recipe with chick peas, tahini, and olive oil?
Hummus-zing

Who is Hummus' best friend?
Pete The Chip.

Don't cross a chick pea farmer, they can be hummus-cidal.

I invested in chick peas and I hummused a fortune.


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