Hummus Jokes

Did you hear about the Vegetarian that died during dinner?
Police are calling it a hummus side.

What do you call hummus thats gone bad?

Who's the newest member on the evolutionary tree?

What do you call a recipe with chick peas, tahini, and olive oil?

Who is Hummus' best friend?
Pete The Chip.

What did Mr. T say at the Mediterranean restaurant?
I pita the fool who doesn't try this hummus.

Don't cross a chick pea farmer, they can be hummus-cidal.

I invested in chick peas and I hummused a fortune.

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