Did you hear about the Vegetarian that died during dinner?
Police are calling it a hummus side.
What do you call hummus thats gone bad?
Who's the newest member on the evolutionary tree?
What do you call a recipe with chick peas, tahini, and olive oil?
Who is Hummus' best friend?
Pete The Chip.
Don't cross a chick pea farmer, they can be hummus-cidal.
I invested in chick peas and I hummused a fortune.