Cookie Jokes

Q: What cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!

Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression.

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A: When it feels crummy.

Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
A: They both have chips.

Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: Theres M&M shells all over the floor

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost its filling

Q: What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet.

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!

Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q: What word backwards can predict the future?
A: Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it)

Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!

Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies.

Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Reach the Cookies

Sarah was never tall enough to reach the cookies in the kitchen so she always asked her brother to get them for her, becuase he is taller and older than her.
When she was about 8 (her brother still had to get the cookies for her) she was dared to eat a dog biscuit.
AFter she eats one, she goes home and punches her brother.
For her whole life he had been giving her dog biscuits instead of cookies.

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