Burrito Jokes
Where are the best burritos served?
In the gulp of Mexico.
What do penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrrritos.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
In best queso scenario.
Why is your mom like a burrito?
Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
How many Mexicans does it take to eat the worlds largest burrito?
Just Juan.
What do call a cat in a blanket?
A purrrrito.
What do you call a baby donkey?
A burrito.
Why did the man climb onto the roof of Chipotle?
Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
Why can't you trust burritos?
They tend to spill the beans.
What boy band did a commercial for Taco Bell?
Juan Direction.
Two burritos are in the microwave and one says "Wow it's hot in here."
And the other one said "Oh my gosh a talking burrito!"
I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.
Construction Site
Okay so there was these three men that worked at a construction site.
Well, one day they sat down and opened their lunch.
The African American guy opened up his lunch and got grits.
He said that if he got rice again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building.
The Mexican opened up his lunch and got a burrito.
He said that if he gets a burrito again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building also.
The blonde opened up his lunch and he got chicken.
He said that if he got chicken tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building too.
Well, the next day the African American guy opened up his lunch and he got grits again so he jumped.
The Mexican opened up his and he got a burrito again so he jumped.
The Blonde opened up his and he got chicken again so he jumped.
At their funeral the African American's wife said "If I would have known he didn't want grits I would have packed something different".
The Mexican's wife said "If I would have known he didn't want a burrito I would have packed him something different".
The Blonde's wife looked up and said "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."