Bottled Water Jokes

What did one water bottle say to another?
Water you doing today?

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

When does it rain money?
When there is "change" in the weather.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.

If H20 is water what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
The names Bond.... Hydrogen bond.

That Awkward moment when you pay $2 for Evian water and notice if spelled backwards your Naive.

If Smart water is so smart then how did it get bottled?

RIP Boiled will be mist.

Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a Lil Wayne.

School Paper
John wrote an article in the school paper about how this chemical, dihydrogenoxide, has killed over 100,000 people world wide, usually through inhalation.
The story also went on that even if you wash your food you can never get this chemical off.
No matter what you do you will be exposed to this very dangerous chemical every day of your life until you die.
The story finished by claiming that there needs to be a government research group founded to find a solution. yada yada yada
Anyway, the local newspaper reporter read this story in his daughters school paper and decided to do a follow up.
If you haven't figured it out di-hydrogen-oxide is the correct name for H2O or water.
The deaths that he was quoting were from drownings.
Anyhow, this reporter ran the article in a paper and started a local push for a government study before they realized what the story was about.

Traffic Stop
A man was driving home and was stopped by a traffic cop.
He said, 'You're weaving down this road, 'What is in that Water Bottle?'
The man said, 'Plain water.' the Cop took a sip and said, "This is red wine.'
The man looked at him, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, 'THANK YOU JESUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.'

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