Birth of a Candy Bar Joke
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One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT o' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE back behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE.
He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY!! It made his TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out some SNICKERS as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY.She screamed, OH HENRY!!" as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS.
MARY JANE said, "You're even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!!!!"
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.