Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant bell peppers?
A: Garden hose!
Q: What happens when you eat too many bell peppers?
A: You get a belly-ache.
Q: What do you call a rabbit eating a pepper in the hotel lobby?
A: The bell-hop.
Q: Did you hear about the Bell Pepper flavored vodka?
A: It makes you bell-igerent.
Q: Where did the bell pepper go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What do you get when you throw a bell pepper into a rose bush and "Shake It Up"?
A: Bella Thorne.
Q: What water yields the most beautiful bell pepper garden?
Q: Did you hear about the pepper that changed peoples bad eating habits?
A: It was a bellweather pepper.
Two bell peppers
One day two bell peppers, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured bell pepper called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured bell pepper was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured bell pepper, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
No Bell Peppers
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any bell peppers? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of bell peppers, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the bell peppers are.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of bell peppers, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the bell peppers, I need some bell peppers right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your bell peppers from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in bell peppers. "
She replies "There is no Fuck in bell peppers?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a bell pepper in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."