Q: What will happen if the DOW average falls any further?
A: They'll add an N to the end of it!
Q: Whats the best way to close our camp in Guantanamo Bay?
A: Turn it into a BANK!
Q: When will you know the economy is bouncing back and good times are here again?
A: Instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again!
Q: Why did the White House Turkey turn down his pardon?
A: All of his money was in the market and he has nothing left to live for!
Q: How do you know when the stock market is unstable?
A: The morning bell is rung by Britney Spears!
Q: Why are Women more pessimistic about the economy then Men?
A: Because men are in charge of the economy!
Q: Why did General Motors end their sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger Woods is successful, competitive, and popular. And that's not the image GM is trying to portray!
Q: Why is it a bad sign that our camp in Guantanamo Bay is closing?
A: The economy is so bad now that even the terrorists are losing their homes!
Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)
Q: Why don't we need Daylight Savings Time?
A: Because President Bush has already turned the clocks back to 1929.
Q: Why do people believe in Bush's pledge about turning around the economy?
A: Because he will be out of office soon!
Q: How bad is the economy?
A: Vice President Cheney took his stockbroker hunting!
Q: What is Dick Cheney's solution to this financial crisis?
A: Approving waterboarding for stockbrokers and CEOs!'
Q: Why did George Bush surprise people when pardoning the White House Turkey?
A: No one expected the Turkey to be AIG & Citigroup!
Q: Why should we bail out the US auto industry?
A: Because we'll need cars for all the license plates, Wall Street brokers are making in jail!
Q: Why isn't the selling of corporate jets by the US Auto Industry good news?
A: They are being bought by AIG!
Q: Why are people comparing the US Economy to the Detroit Lions?
A: They both have two consecutive quarters of declining productivity!
Q: How bad is the economy?
A: When Bill and Hilary travel together they have to share a room!
Q: How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?
A: You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!
Q: Why is Bed Bath and Beyond hurting during this economic downturn?
A: Because gay guys are starting to buy unscented candles!
Q: Why is the stock market like Britney Spears?
A: Yes, it made a nice comeback today, but at any moment, it could chug a Red Bull and shave its head and punch a photographer and we'll be right back where we started.
Q: What will happen if the economy gets any worse?
A: Well learn how to live off the land like Sarah Palin!
Q: Why isn't Halloween special anymore?
A: The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Everyday is Halloween in America now.
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