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Q: Why did Maria Kannelis have sex with Chavo after her evening class?
A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.
Q: Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?
A: A police officer.
Q: What's the difference between Goldust and the slutty popular girl in high school?
A: The slutty popular girl only jobs out to the "A-squad".
Q: What do Carlito and Kurt Angle have in common?
A: They both spit in the face of people that don't wanna be cool!
Q: What do you call any HHH match?
A: A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!
Q: What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
A: You can’t Sashimi!
Q: What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!
Q: Why is unemployment so high in the US?
A: Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs
Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?
A: I’m straight, Edge
Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb
Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
A: He couldn’t sell Pedigree
Q: What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?
A: Cable Guy!
Q: What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
A: Arrgh, my quad!
Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
A: Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?
Q: Why can’t Chris Benoit go to the gas station?
A: Because he always carries matches
Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell
Q: If Scott Steiner became a religious leader, what would his name be?
A: Big poppa pope
Q: Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb
Q: Why is Evan Bourne to blame for the high unemployment rate?
A: Cuz he is doing all the jobs.
Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when Copeland made a pass at him?
A: I'm Straight, Edge.
Q: Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?
A: He keeps turning.
Q: Why was Bubba Ray Dudley fired from the take away restaurant?
A: He kept asking D-Von to get the table.
Q: What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
A: You can't C me!
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