Winnebago Jokes
Short Winnebago Jokes
Q: How many Winnebago car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
Q: Why can't Winnebago make a website addressing rumors about their cars going out of control.
A: The website keeps crashing!
Q: How is Winnebago promoting their new model the "Winnebago Apology"
A: By saying it gets two stops at the repair shop for every gallon
Q: What should you do if you find three Winnebago owners buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What do Winnebago owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the smallest part of an Winnebago?
A: The owners brain.
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Winnebago?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Want to hear a car joke?
Winnebago Class B.
What do you call a lawn ornament in a Winnebago?
Mobile Gnomes.
What does a redneck call a Winnebago?
A mobile meth lab.
What should you do if you find three Winnebago owners buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.
What's the difference between a Winnebago owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
According to a new poll 95 percent of people aren't satisfied with their lives.
The other 5 percent own a Winnebago.
I just downloaded Willie Nelson's greatest hits in my Winnebago and I just can't wait to get on the road again.
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
RV.
RV who?
RV there yet?
Real Lawsuit
This is an actual case brought by Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.