Reebok Jokes
What do Reebok running shoes do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the shoe?
I'll ReeBok.
What shoes do secret agents wear?
Reebok Sneakers.
What did the chewing gum say to the Reebok sneaker?
I'm stuck on you!
How do jocks spike the punch?
With their Reebok cleats.
I don't always run in Reebok shoes, but when I do I get injured.
Do you have a hole in your Reebok sneakers?
No.
Then how did your foot get in.
Running Shoes
Deciding to take up jogging, the man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.
While trying on a basic pair of Reebok running shoes, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket thing here on the side for?"
And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry your cell phone so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."
Two Hunters
Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell.
One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of Reebok running shoes. His buddy looked at him and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't outrun the bear!"
To this the hunter said, "I know, all I have to do is outrun you!"