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Short Red Hat Jokes

Q: How many Red Hat users does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only 1, but they'll use their own lightbulb v2.95, and it'll break your whole house!



Q: What's the difference between an Red Hat Software and a virus?

A: A virus does something.



Q: How do you know you are using Red Hat Software?

A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!



Red Hat Bar Jokes

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.


Red Hat vs Oracle

Three Oracle engineers and three Red Hat engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Red Hat engineers notice that the Oracle engineers bought only one ticket between them.

The Red Hat engineers ask the Oracle engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Oracle engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Oracle engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Red Hat engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the Red Hat engineers notice that the Oracle engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Oracle engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Red Hat engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Oracle engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"

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