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Short Red Hat Jokes

Q: How many Red Hat users does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only 1, but they'll use their own lightbulb v2.95, and it'll break your whole house!



Q: What's the difference between an Red Hat Software and a virus?

A: A virus does something.



Q: How do you know you are using Red Hat Software?

A: Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!



Red Hat Bar Jokes

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

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