Nintendo Wii Jokes
Nintendo Switch Short Jokes
Q: What did one Nintendo Switch say to the other?
A: Nothing. Nintendos don't talk, asswipe.
What do you use to predict the future of Nintendo?
A Luigi board
Q: Is your Nintendo Switch running? Yes?
A: Well you better go catch it!.
Q: What does a Nintendo Switch and a penis have in common?
A: Young boys can play with them all day long!
Q: Why can't Ganon surf the internet?
A: Because it is full of Links.
Q: What did Princess Zelda eat for breakfast?
A: A sausage link.
Keep Calm and Save the Princess.
Nintendo Wii Bar Jokes
A man walks into a pub with a Switch under his arm and goes up to a PS4 Pro and says,
"This is the waste of money I've been playing with behind your back"
PS4 Pro: "But the Switch a 1/2 of my price"
Man: "I'm not talking to you"
If you want to play with your friends at home then get the Switch.
If you want to play with your friends around the world then get the XBOX One with Live.
If you want to play by yourself then get the PS4.
Nintendo Switch: a Cute Highschool Chick - she's cute, and bubbly but immature and even though you get hot and bothered you end up falling asleep with a sore wrist!
Xbox One: A Cheap Whore - she's aint the prettiest thing but she'll let you get nasty and play with her goodies without waiting 3 dates.
PS4: The Golddigger: I aint saying she's a golddigger but she aint playing with no broke.... anyway. She's all talk and will clean out your wallet before you get to make the beast with two backs.
A Nintendo Switch and a Xbox One walk into a new Restaurant owned by PS4.
Switch: "I will have an ice cream sundae please."
Xbox One: "and I'll have a steak, bloody as hell, with a beer."
PS4: NO! You both want a Blue-Cheese sandwich! You can have a beer But you can only drink it out of an official PS4 mug. Which is an additional $99. The beer will be non-alcoholic unless you drink it with a PS4 straw from the PS4 mug. The PS4 straw is not currently available. You are now a happy customer. Consider yourself fortunate to have your money accepted at PS4 Restaurant.
Get out until you have more money.