Nike Jokes
What do Nike running shoes do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
What shoes do secret agents wear?
Nike Sneakers.
What did the chewing gum say to the Nike sneaker?
I'm stuck on you!
What kind of sneakers does the President wear?
Air Force Ones.
How do jocks spike the punch?
With their Nike cleats.
How do you get a jock to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it.
Did you hear about the new Derrick Rose Adidas sneaker?
It's actually more of a flip-flop.
N.I.K.E. = Now Internationally Known Equipment
I don't always run in Nike shoes, but when I do I get injured.
Yo Michael, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Yeezy had one of the best shoes of all time! One of the best shoes of all time!
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.
That awkward moment when your wearing your Nike's and you can't do it.
I'm so lazy even when I wear my Nike's, I'll just do it tomorrow.
Nike condoms make you want to "Just Do It".
Do you have a hole in your Nike sneakers?
No.
Then how did your foot get in.
Running Shoes
Deciding to take up jogging, the man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.
While trying on a basic pair of Nike running shoes, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket thing here on the side for?"
And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry your cell phone so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."
Two Hunters
Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell.
One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of Nike running shoes. His buddy looked at him and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't outrun the bear!"
To this the hunter said, "I know, all I have to do is outrun you!"