IHOP Jokes
IHOP Short Jokes
I heard IHOP is changing it's focus to burgers.
I think It's Honestly Outta Business.
Where do rabbits work?
At IHOP restaurants!
How did IHOP propose to thhe burger?
With an onion ring.
Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop
Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about the "phony" burgers at IHOB?
It's titled "Catcher in the Fries"
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.
What do the New York Yankees and IHOP pancakes have in common?
They both need a good batter!
How do you make an IHOP pancake smile?
Butter him up.
What's the best IHOP pancake topping?
More pancakes.
Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.
Fart
A woman walks into an IHOP and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the waiter right behind her.
Shocked and trying to deflect, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!"
To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"
Panda
A panda walks into an IHOP. He orders thai pancakes, eats them, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiteress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiteress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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