Hooters Jokes
Hooters Short Jokes
Where does a waitress show off her boobs?
In a breasteraunt.
If Hooters delivered would it be called Knockers?
"Knock knock we brought wings.......and boobs"
What do you call a man who only eats at hooters?
A chestnut.
What do call the moisture on a Hooters waitresses chest?
Mountain Dew
What's the best part about going to Hooters to watch the World Series?
Tits, Clits and Base Hits.
What do you call an Owl that serves hot wings?
Hooters.
What do you call a Hooters waitress with only one boob?
One in a Melon.
I always wondered what it's like to apply for a job at hooters.
Do they just give you a bra and say "here fill this out"?
Why did the customer call the Hooters waitress a slut?
Because she had sexy, large, unforgetable, tits.
What do you call an party with hot waitresses?
A HOO-ternanny
I was once slapped in the face by a Hooters waitress with twelve nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
College Football games are like Hooters Waitresses. Big or small, they're both great; Except when they're lopsided.
Hooters is just one giant boob joke.
Booby trap backwards equals party boob.
Taking your mom to a Hooters on mothers day is the perfect way of telling her she raised a complete asshole.
I hate Hooters waitresses. Just tittin' They're my breast friends.
My wife was so happy to hear how much I donate to charity.....until she found out Charity works at Hooters.
A Hooters waitress returns from maternity leave and a blonde co-worker asks: "What do you feed your baby?"
Mother: "Milk and orange juice."
Blonde: "Which side is orange juice?"
Heaven
Queen Elizabeth and a Hooters waitress die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks the Hooters waitress if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
The waitress takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks the waitress and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "Ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
The waitress is outraged and asked, "What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are".
Hooters Waitress Grades
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!