Buffalo Wild Wings Jokes
Buffalo Wild Wings Short Jokes
My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?
I told him it's "Where the Wild Wings Are".
What do Native Americans call a buffalo that can fly?
Buffalo Wild Wings
Some people really think the waitresses at B-Dubs can send a game into overtime.
But I think it's buffalonely.
What do you call the designated drivers at B-Dubs?
Water buffaloes.
I was once slapped in the face by a B-Dubs waitress with twelve nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
According the Jessica Simpson what are buffalo wings made of?
Buffalo Kneecaps or arms.
Why did the rooster go to Buffalo Wild Wings?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What happens when your food wants to build a wall?
You blame the right wing.
What do you need to try every Buffalo Wild Wings sauce and seasoning?
Hendurance.
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
That awkward moment when the Buffalo Wild Wings twitter account tells Rosanne's twitter to "Hold My Beer".
We Have too many flat-screens said no Buffalo Wilds Wings ever.
I have never been in love..... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with wings.
Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.
The moral of the story: Drink more beer at Buffalo Wild Wings, it will make you smarter.
Fart
A woman walks into a Buffalo Wild Wings and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the waiter right behind her.
Shocked and trying to deflect, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!"
To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"
Panda
A panda walks into a Buffalo Wild Wings. He orders thai curry wings, eats them, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiteress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiteress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."