Airbnb Jokes
Where can you find the lowest priced rentals for your vacation?
Bed Bugs and Beyond.
What can ghosts find vacation rentals?
ScareBnB.
How many ants do you need to rent out an Airbnb?
Tenants.
Why do people in the south hate landlords?
Because the devil rents down in Georgia.
Where does Boris Johnson stay when he's on vacation?
A Bed n Brexit.
Children keep getting mixed signals. As a kid they're told not to talk to strangers, then as an adult they are paying strangers money to stay in their house.
I think Airbnb has an Rave-opoly.
Airbnb has a new insurance policy. If you rent to a man with the username DJMethDad, thats on you.
I heard you can find Hotel Transylvania on ScareBnB.
Funny Airbnb Experiences
This girl just absolutely never had clothes on in the apartment. She just walked around in the nude, sat down on the couch and talked to us nude ... as if she wasn't nude. When she first walked out of the bedroom naked, my girlfriend and I sort of looked at each other oddly without saying a word. But just let it go as she just carried on normally and chatted with us about our lives, the city, and her plans for the weekend.
Two young ladies from Stockholm decided it would be a top-notch idea to rent out their cozy abode while they vacationed for a month. What they didn't plan on was coming home to find their little flat laden with stray pubic hairs, a Ziploc bag full of used condoms, and a note in the mail from the local police force saying, basically: "So, we had to raid your place while you were gone because it was turned into a brothel -- nice job, guys!" The prostitutes who were staying there had been followed by cops for months and were caught literally mid-sex act inside the Airbnb rental, which led to arrests all around.
A San Jose iPhone app developer, while visiting Berlin rented an Airbnb and was having a fun German vacation. Then a Russian comes to the door and asks "What the hell are you doing in my house?" The renter said "For a moment I thought I was in a bad '80s movie,"
A Palm Springs woman decided to rent out her condo to this dude for a month, and when she came back, he refused to leave. And as it turned out, there's a wonky legal loophole that says renting your house (even through Airbnb) is technically a month-to-month agreement, so police had no grounds to kick him out.