Knock Knock Sports Jokes


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hula.
Hula who?
Yes, I'd love to Hula Hoop

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Winner
Winner who?
My winners as big as a football field.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock!
Who´s there?
Why!
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Everybody
Everybody who?
Everybody was Kung fu fighting.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!



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