Knock Knock Rude Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nunya
Nunya Who?
Nunya Business

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Judo
Judo Who?
"What, Judo know ?"

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid calm down and be quiet.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jesus
Jesus Who?
How many do you know?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodle who, you shit, cockadoodledoo!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Put!
Put who?
Put a sock in it and open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
William
William Who?
Williammind your own bussiness?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Burglar!
Burglar who?
Burglars don't knock.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iron!
Iron who?
Iron these clothes woman, and I'll leave you alone!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stop her she's running off with your newspaper!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
It's butter if you don't know.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lady.
Lady who?
I'm gonna lady law down if you don't open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Train!
Train Who?
Someone needs to train you to open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
You're not!
You're not who?
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben Dover

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Archibald
Archibald Who?
Archibald on top of your head!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
KGB.
KGB Wh-.
*SLAP*
We will azk ze qvestionz.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen matter what you say, I do what I want

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Forget!
Forget who?
Forget you!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Punch
Punch who?
Punch you.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jig!
Jig who?
Jig is up your under arrest.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
No!
No who?
No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
If you cant!
If you can't who?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fight!
Fight who?
Fight fire with fire.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose which finger I'm holding up.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say something about
YO MAMA

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