Knock Knock Political Jokes


Knock knock. Who's there?
Edward Rex.
Edward Rex who?
Edward wrecks the Coronation.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!
World's Biggest Liar Who?
MITT ROMNEY!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Caesar!
Caesar who?
Caesar quickly before she gets away!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lance Armstrong.
Lance Armstrong who?
You're on the jury.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your Daughter!
Your Daughter who?
Your daughter had an abortion, bye.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this Amin!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and rise up!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
OOO BAA MAA SSEELLFF

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Buddha!
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dakota!
Dakota who?
Dakota of arms. (coat of arms)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Fight!
Fight who?
Fight fire with fire.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
KGB.
KGB who?
*gets slapped*
The KGB answers to no one!

Knock knock
Whos there?
The IRS.
We are taking your house.

Knock knock
Whos there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King tucky fried chicken.

Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Baron!
Baron who?
Baron mind who you're talking to!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Bain Capital Conference Call
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lookfer!
Lookfer who?
Lookfer another job, loser. Yours is goin' to China!



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