Knock Knock Movie/TV Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
You Know!
You Know Who?
Exactly.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get, the more beautiful you become.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa (there is a) movie for everyone.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Diarrhea!
Diarrhea who?
Diarrhea a wimpy kid.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Pasta.
Pasta Who?
Pasta La Vista Baby!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horton hears a!
Horton hears a who?
Didn't know you still read Dr. Seuss.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Demi Moore!
Demi Moore who?
Demi Moore (tell me more) about yourself.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar if she wants to go to an awards show.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Tinkerbell!
Tinkerbell who?
Think your bell is out of order.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
I'll Max you an offer you can't refuse.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucy!
Lucy who?
Lucy, I'm Home...("I Love Lucy" 1951-1957)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lauren.
Lauren who?
Lauren order is my favorite show.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who!
Dwayne the knock johnson

Knock knock Who's there? Needle Needle who? I needle money for the movies!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Are Cologne (clone) troopers and stormtroopers the same?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Suriname!
Suriname who?
Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia Hour 3 was absolutely horrible.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oman!
Oman who?
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!" Pulp Fiction

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
We filled our Belize with goat meat (SNL reference 5/19/01)



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