Knock Knock Math Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's there?
2:30
2:30 who?
I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty)

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Two 4's
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Math Book!
Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

Knock Knock
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Prism!
Prism who?
Prism is where convex go!

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Algae!
Algae who?
Algae bra.

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Who's there?
Zeroes!
Zeroes who? Zeroes as fast as she can, but she still lost the boat race.

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Who's there?
Math!
Math who?
Can you pass the Math potatoes and gravy?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tangents!
Tangents who?
Tangents like to go to the beach.

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Mode!
Mode who?
I mowed your lawn, you owe me $10.

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Pi!
Pi who?
3.141592653589793238462643383279

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Broken Pencil!
Broken Pencil who?
Nevermind it's pointless.

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Owl!
Owl who?
Owl-gebra.

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Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan gallon is how many cups?

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Who's there?
Jewel!
Jewel who?
A Joule is a unit of work or energy.

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Hey Fibonacci, is that you again?

The man who invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.



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