Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Bed!
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Fix!
Fix Who?
Fix The Doorbell! It's Broken
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Broken pencil!
Broken pencil who?
O forget it there's no point
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes The Best Knock Knock Joke Ever!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ip!
Ip who?
You should really use the toilet.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock.
"Whos There?"
UPS. Sign for this please.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Flower.
Flower who?
Flower you today sweetheart?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock knock
Whos there?
The IRS.
We are taking your house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!
Knock knock
Who's there
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary christmas and a Abby new year.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dozen!
Dozen Who?
Dozen Anyone Want To Let Me In!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
There's adore between us, so how can you here me?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pretty Clothes.
Pretty Clothes who?
Pretty Clothes but no cigar.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Door.
OMG YOU CAN TALK!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toupees.
Toupees who?
Toupees in a pod.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
sorry wrong door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The door.
The door who?
The door is locked, that's why I knocked.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie...!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little girl
Little girl who?
Little girl who can't reach the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo!
Woo who?
I know, it's exciting for me too!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soar.
Soar who?
Soar you gonna open the door or not?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
No!
No who?
No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.
!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hula.
Hula who?
Yes, I'd love to Hula Hoop
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you do me a favour and open the door.
Knock knock
Whose there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
Hehe ROTFLMAO
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Math
Math who?
Math to the rescue
Knock Knock
Who's there?
R.U.N.
R.U.N who?
R U N the car yet?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Let's Eat!
Let's Eat Who?
No one! Are you crazy?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
idk
idk who
no, i seriously forgot
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marry.
"Marry who?"
Marry me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock
jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who's!
Who's who?
Yeah that's right I'm famous.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana nanna boo boo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deaf
Deaf who?
WHATTTT?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I love Doctor!
I love Doctor Who!
That`s Your Answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stupid!
Stupid who?
Stupid you who else.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone like me enough to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Letter!
Letter who?
Letter in or she'll knock the door down!.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Winner
Winner who?
My winners as big as a football field.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house.
Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken
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