Knock Knock Job Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
"Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!"
"Police (please) open the door"
"Police let me tell you this joke!"
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe (can you) give a job please?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil who?
Dr. Phil my prescription!
Are you a talk show host or a pharmacist?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
No car go beep beep
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor in the court!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chair!
Chair who?
Chair up buttercup don't be sad.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
2:30
2:30 who?
I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
YAH
yah who
hey i didn't know u were a cowboy
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Woah really?
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