Knock Knock Geography Jokes


How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Africa!
Africa who?
Don't go cause African love you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
"Alaska my friend the question then!"
"Alaska to open the door again."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of your lies.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argentina!
Argentina who?
It's Argentina (urgent Tina) get to the hospital her water just broke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia not welcome here.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Baghdad!
Baghdad who?
How about you Baghdad ass up

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Open the door or I'll have to use Beirut (brute) force.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
We filled our Belize with goat meat (SNL reference 5/19/01)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boise!
Boise who?
One man's meat is another man's Boise.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Botswana!
Botswana who?
Botswana follow me on Twitter.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Bolivia who?
"Don't Bolivia I've had the pleasure."
"I Bolivia we've met"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
It's getting Chile out here, please let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
China & Japan!
China & Japan who?
I'm China to get into Japanties.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Actually you Congo home again.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Costa Rica!
Costa Rica who?
Your Costa Rica (coat reeks of) marijuana.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Croatia!
Croatia who?
A Croatia (crow ate ya) lunch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Czech!
Czech who?
Czech your ego at the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhi another knock knock joke, please.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delaware!
Delaware who?
Delaware a New Jersey.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denial!
Denial who?
Denial is in Egypt, but I'm right here.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denmark!
Denmark who?
"And Denmark Cuban open his big f***ing mouth."
"The pitch was fast but wide of Denmark."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Djibouti!
Djibouti who?
Djibouti like a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire (Empire) State Building.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Estonia!
Estonia who?
I will Estonia (stone ya) to the bone
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe!
Europe who?
"Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!"
"No your a poo."
"If Europe (your up) can you open the door."

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Germany!
Germany who?
Germany (there many) fish in the sea.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghana!
Ghana who?
Are we Ghana die from Ebola?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Glasgow!
Glasgow who?
Glasgow to the beach.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
"Haiti see it come to this."
"Haiti see your heartbreak." (Paramore)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havana!
Havana who?
Are you from Cuba? because Havana make love to you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, how are you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
What's it gonna take to get India pants.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
"Iowa you my life"
"Iowa (I owe you) money"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iraq!
Iraq who?
Have you been living under Iraq?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I knew better knock knock jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy (it will be) all over in the morning.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who?
"Japans (ya pants) are so tight"
"Japan cakes are very good."

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican!
Jamaican who?
"Jamaican me crazy."
"Jamaica wanna scream and shout and let it all out"
"Jamaica a lot of money?"

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
"Kansas be the way to get in?"
"Kansas marriage be saved?"

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
"Kenya feel the love tonight!"
"Kenya open the door so I can come in."

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kuwait!
Kuwait who?
Why does your girlfriend make Kuwait on her hand and foot?

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
I will Kyoto any length to open this door.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lake.
Lake who?
I LAKE you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
"Laos and found."
"I am at a Laos for words."
"Lets make up for Laos time."

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
M. A. B. It's a big horse!
M.A.B. It's a big horse WHO?
(Sing)
M A B itsa bighorse I'm a Londoner . . .
[Maybe itsa because I'm a Londoner - geddit?]
That I love London Town.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madrid!
Madrid who?
Madrid you wash my shirt?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Love Mecca the world go round.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mexico!
Mexico who?
What Mexico (makes it go) round and round?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska woman her age.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
I bet you Nevada friend like me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oman!
Oman who?
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!" Pulp Fiction

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa get a passport for Canada.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
"Paris the thought!"
"I Paris the time, by telling knock knock jokes."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
I control the Perth (purse) strings in this house.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
"Quebec to the end of the line!"
"Don't Quebec on your promise."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Why are you Russian to get married?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sea!
Sea who?
Open the door and sea for yourself.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scot!
Scot who?
Scot no mates.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senegal!
Senegal who?
Why are you being Senegal (cynical), just open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Singapore!
Singapore who?
Sing a poor song for me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
So Spain why i should hire you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Suriname!
Suriname who?
Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Swaziland!
Swaziland who?
Swaziland (was the land) of" Oz a dream?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden (sweeten) the pot with honey.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Switzerland!
Switzerland who?
Switzerland (whats a land) owner to do?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas (takes him) down a peg or two.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey that falls off the bone.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
I'm not a gay...Uraguay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah sight. Outta mind.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Utica!
Utica who?
Utica the high road. I'll take the low road.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom getting home?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yemen!
Yemen who?
"Why don't Yemen keep it down, we're trying to sleep."
"What do Yemen? (You Mean -Justin Bieber)"



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