Knock Knock Geography Jokes
How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Africa!
Africa who?
Don't go cause African love you.
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Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
"Alaska my friend the question then!"
"Alaska to open the door again."
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Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun.
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Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of your lies.
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Who's there?
Argentina!
Argentina who?
It's Argentina (urgent Tina) get to the hospital her water just broke.
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Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
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Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
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Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia not welcome here.
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Who's there?
Baghdad!
Baghdad who?
How about you Baghdad ass up
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Who's there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Open the door or I'll have to use Beirut (brute) force.
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Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
We filled our Belize with goat meat (SNL reference 5/19/01)
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Who's there?
Boise!
Boise who?
One man's meat is another man's Boise.
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Who's there?
Botswana!
Botswana who?
Botswana follow me on Twitter.
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Who's there?
Bolivia!
Bolivia who?
"Don't Bolivia I've had the pleasure."
"I Bolivia we've met"
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Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
It's getting Chile out here, please let me in.
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Who's there?
China & Japan!
China & Japan who?
I'm China to get into Japanties.
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Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Actually you Congo home again.
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Who's there?
Costa Rica!
Costa Rica who?
Your Costa Rica (coat reeks of) marijuana.
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Who's there?
Croatia!
Croatia who?
A Croatia (crow ate ya) lunch
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Who's there?
Czech!
Czech who?
Czech your ego at the door.
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Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhi another knock knock joke, please.
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Who's there?
Delaware!
Delaware who?
Delaware a New Jersey.
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Who's there?
Denial!
Denial who?
Denial is in Egypt, but I'm right here.
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Who's there?
Denmark!
Denmark who?
"And Denmark Cuban open his big f***ing mouth."
"The pitch was fast but wide of Denmark."
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Who's there?
Djibouti!
Djibouti who?
Djibouti like a ham sandwich.
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Who's there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
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Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire (Empire) State Building.
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Who's there?
Estonia!
Estonia who?
I will Estonia (stone ya) to the bone
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Who's there !
Europe!
Europe who?
"Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!"
"No your a poo."
"If Europe (your up) can you open the door."
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Who's there !
Germany!
Germany who?
Germany (there many) fish in the sea.
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Who's there !
Ghana!
Ghana who?
Are we Ghana die from Ebola?
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Who's there !
Glasgow!
Glasgow who?
Glasgow to the beach.
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Who's there !
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
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Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!
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Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
"Haiti see it come to this."
"Haiti see your heartbreak." (Paramore)
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Who's there?
Havana!
Havana who?
Are you from Cuba? because Havana make love to you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, how are you?
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Who's there?
India!
India who?
What's it gonna take to get India pants.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
"Iowa you my life"
"Iowa (I owe you) money"
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Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
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Who's there?
Iraq!
Iraq who?
Have you been living under Iraq?
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Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
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Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
"Irish I knew better knock knock jokes."
"Irish you a happy St. Patricks Day".
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Who's there?
Isle of.
Isle of who?
Isle of you (i love you)
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Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy (it will be) all over in the morning.
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Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who?
"Japans (ya pants) are so tight"
"Japan cakes are very good."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican!
Jamaican who?
"Jamaican me crazy."
"Jamaica wanna scream and shout and let it all out"
"Jamaica a lot of money?"
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
"Kansas be the way to get in?"
"Kansas marriage be saved?"
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Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
"Kenya feel the love tonight!"
"Kenya open the door so I can come in."
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kuwait!
Kuwait who?
Why does your girlfriend make Kuwait on her hand and foot?
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Whos There?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
I will Kyoto any length to open this door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lake.
Lake who?
I LAKE you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
"Laos and found."
"I am at a Laos for words."
"Lets make up for Laos time."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
M. A. B. It's a big horse!
M.A.B. It's a big horse WHO?
(Sing)
M A B itsa bighorse I'm a Londoner . . .
[Maybe itsa because I'm a Londoner - geddit?]
That I love London Town.
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Who's there?
Madrid!
Madrid who?
Madrid you wash my shirt?
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Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Love Mecca the world go round.
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Who's there?
Mexico!
Mexico who?
What Mexico (makes it go) round and round?
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Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!
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Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!
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Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!
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Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska woman her age.
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Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
"I bet you Nevada friend like me."
"You Nevada it so good."
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Who's there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!
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Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!
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Who's there?
Oman!
Oman who?
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!" Pulp Fiction
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Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa get a passport for Canada.
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Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
"Paris the thought!"
"I Paris the time, by telling knock knock jokes."
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Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
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Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
I control the Perth (purse) strings in this house.
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Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!
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Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
"Quebec to the end of the line!"
"Don't Quebec on your promise."
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Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
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Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Why are you Russian to get married?
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Who's there?
Sea!
Sea who?
Open the door and sea for yourself.
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Who's there?
Scot!
Scot who?
Scot no mates.
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Who's there?
Senegal!
Senegal who?
Why are you being Senegal (cynical), just open the door.
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Who's there?
Singapore!
Singapore who?
Sing a poor song for me.
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Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
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Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
So Spain why i should hire you.
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Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
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Who's there?
Suriname!
Suriname who?
Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
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Who's there?
Swaziland!
Swaziland who?
Swaziland (was the land) of" Oz a dream?
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Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden (sweeten) the pot with honey.
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Who's there?
Switzerland!
Switzerland who?
Switzerland (whats a land) owner to do?
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Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!
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Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!
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Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
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Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas (takes him) down a peg or two.
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Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!
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Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!
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Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock Jokes
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Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!
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Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
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Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
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Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey that falls off the bone.
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Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
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Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
I'm not a gay...Uraguay!
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Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!
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Who's there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah sight. Outta mind.
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Who's there?
Utica!
Utica who?
Utica the high road. I'll take the low road.
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Who's there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
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Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mom getting home?
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Who's there?
Yemen!
Yemen who?
"Why don't Yemen keep it down, we're trying to sleep."
"What do Yemen? (You Mean -Justin Bieber)"
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