Knock Knock Clothing Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pretty Clothes.
Pretty Clothes who?
Pretty Clothes but no cigar.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Shoe!
Shoe Who?
"Shoe (shoot) for the moon!"
"I'm not going to ask you to shoe (shoo) again."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hat!
Hat who?
Hat (hot) Topic has lots of cool stuff.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toupees.
Toupees who?
Toupees in a pod.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
China & Japan!
China & Japan who?
I'm China to get into Japanties.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spin!
Spin who?
You Spin too much money on clothes.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chair!
Chair who?
Chair (care) more about the way you look, scrub.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
I control the Perth (purse) strings in this house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Costa Rica!
Costa Rica who?
Your Costa Rica (coat reeks of) marijuana.
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