Knock Knock Business Jokes


Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Needle!
Needle who?
I Needle money to pay down my debts.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
I control the Perth (purse) strings in this house.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.

Knock knock
Whos there?
The IRS.
We are taking your house.

Knock Knock.
"Whos There?"
UPS. Sign for this please.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who's!
Who's who?
Yeah that's right I'm rich and famous.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dragon
Dragon who?
Stop dragon your feet and get to work.

Knock knock
Who's there
Python!
Python who?
Python (pay them) back in spades.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferdinand!
Ferdinand who?
Ferdinand (a bird in the hand) beats two in the bush!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan your chickens before they hatch.



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