Knock Knock Book Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Debbie!
Debbie Who?
Debbie or not to be.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
You Know!
You Know Who?
Exactly.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby cradle in all.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa (there is a) book for everyone.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
"Thermos be something in books, things we can't imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house;"
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Diarrhea!
Diarrhea who?
Diarrhea a wimpy kid.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horton hears a!
Horton hears a who?
Didn't know you still read Dr. Seuss.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who?
Oh, The Places Hugo! (You'll Go)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry My Heart at Wounded Knee.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
"Rita novel!"
"Rita a little more and find out."
"I Rita book of knock knock jokes."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Are we Anna the same page
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan flew over the cuckoo's nest.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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