Where is World Party Day celebrated in California?
What do cars do at the disco?
How do you organize a party in outer space?
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
A party pooper.
What does a clam do on World Party Day?
Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters dolls?
It was a Barbie-Q.
How do rabbits celebrate World Party Day?
With a game of Musical Hares!
What is good for your soul but not your soles?
Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?
It was a so a prize party!.
What does a cat like to eat at a party?
Mice cream and cake!
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What do lawyers miss most about a great party?
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do you know your fat?
When you walk you do the Harlem Shake.
Matt Damon asked his friends what they were planning for World Party Day.
They told him "We bought a kazoo".
If Jay-Z won't make her dance, I bet his vodka will.
World Party Day is celebrated on April 3 and is intended to be a synchronized, world wide day of partying.
Who needs swag when you have Gangnam Style.