Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen?
Because he was a pale-ontologist.
Why did the pig need sunscreen?
Because he was bacon.
What day of the week do you need Banana Boat lotion?
Sunday, of course!
Did you hear about the tanning Olympics?
Everbody tried to get a bronze.
Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her skin instead of sun screen?
She wanted to do summer salts.
What do you call a pilgrim that doesn't use sunscreen?
What club are Hawaiian Tropic models not allowed to talk about?
Pillow Fight Club.
Why do mathematicians always wear sunscreen?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel!
What happens when baby corn doesn't wear sunscreen?
He becomes popcorn.
What's easier than applying sunscreen?
Not going outside.
Why did the panda date a Hawaiian Tropic model?
She had really big bamboobies.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuckscreen.
National Sunscreen day is observed annually on May 27th.