Sunglasses Day Jokes
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright.
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his sunglasses?
uthinkhesawrus
What kind of animal wears sunglasses?
A solar bear.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Front Seat
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a monkey in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that monkey?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the monkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that monkey to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
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