Funny St Patricks's Day Jokes:
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O'furniture!
Q: What do the Irish dream about?
A: Celebrating St. Patrick's Day with his gang of leprechauns.
Drink green beer on St Patricks Day! It counts as a vegetable!
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.