National Winnie The Pooh Day Jokes
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey.
Why does Piglet always smell so bad?
Because Piglet is always playing with Pooh.
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the P.U.
Why was Tigger in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny!
What's Winnie The Poohs favorite bird?
Christopher Robin.
What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why was Winnie the Poohs girlfriend jealous?
Because he always has his head in a different honey pot.
What do residents of the hundred acre woods wear to bed?
Pooh-jamas.
What does Winnie The Pooh call a pot of honey?
Just the "Bear" necessities.
How does Winnie The Pooh apologize?
He bears his heart and soul.
How does Winnie the Pooh eat honey?
With his bear hands.
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a stuffed bear sitting next to him.
"Are you Winnie The Pooh?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
Winnie The Pooh replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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