National Water A Flower Day Jokes
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee (B) comes after it!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and by May Day they "turn over a new leaf".
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tu-lips (two-lips).
What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night?
The Day-zzz.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
What's a bees favorite flower?
A bee-gonias!
National Water A Flower Day is observed annually on May 30th.
Spring Fever
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"