What kind of pasta do reptiles eat?
Did you hear about the Tortellini chef that died?
He pasta way.
What do Italians eat on halloween?
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating tortellini?
PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
What do you call a fake tortellini?
My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn't make a car out of tortellini, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
The Situation from Jersey Shore walks into the doctor's office.
A Penne stuck in one of his ears, a Spaghetti in the other ear, and a tortellini stuck in one nostril.
Michael Sorrentino says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."